Tangents Stories

Trump denies collusion with sanity, common sense

President Donald Trump has again denied any collusion with common sense, order and leadership. “It’s a wtich hunt,” he texted again at 4 a.m. this morning. “My administration has never had anything to do with professionalism, empathy or anything that being president required in the past. We were elected without all of those things. Sad!” Trump then continued on a tweeting tirade about congress, news media, golfing, the New England Patriots, silver spatulas, Tom Wopat and anything that he saw

Tangents Dictionary: Cameraflauge

Cameraflauge: Using your camera on those days when you’re not feeling socialable, or you don’t want to talk to certain people. “David was at the party. He took a bunch of photos, but wasn’t really talking that much. His cameraflauge was up, big time.”

Chicago-area man being very unhelpful

A Chicago-area man was accused today of being very unhelpful with questions and then berating his victims with existential questions. “So I was walking down the street one day,” says local businessman James Guercio, “and this man comes toward me wearing a watch. I had left my watch at home, so I asked him what time it is. They weird guy responded by shouting, ‘Does anyone really know what time it is? Does anyone really care?’ Why he responded this way, I can’t imagine why. Turns out, it was