Tangents Stories

Tangents Dictionary: Manthem

Manthem: Any song that men love to sing together, usually very loudly and not very well, that makes women just roll their eyes. "Dude. When the band starting playing ‘Sweet Home Alabama,’ that was awesome. That's our manthem."

Trump denies collusion with sanity, common sense

President Donald Trump has again denied any collusion with common sense, order and leadership. “It’s a wtich hunt,” he texted again at 4 a.m. this morning. “My administration has never had anything to do with professionalism, empathy or anything that being president required in the past. We were elected without all of those things. Sad!” Trump then continued on a tweeting tirade about congress, news media, golfing, the New England Patriots, silver spatulas, Tom Wopat and anything that he saw

Tangents Dictionary: Cameraflauge

Cameraflauge: Using your camera on those days when you’re not feeling socialable, or you don’t want to talk to certain people. “David was at the party. He took a bunch of photos, but wasn’t really talking that much. His cameraflauge was up, big time.”