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The Pussyhat evolution/revolution

This column originally appeared in the February 2017 edition of Tangents. Donald Trump had no idea the amount of fury and outrage he would spark when he made his now infamous comment: “I’m automatically attracted to beautiful [women] — I just start kissing them. It’s like a magnet. Just kiss. I don’t even wait. And when you’re a star they let you do it. You can do anything ... Grab them by the pussy. You can do anything.” Little has he realized that it wasn’t just women who were offended, but

What the hell, 2016?

This column originally appeared in the February 2017 edition of Tangents. If you are reading this, you lived through 2016. Congratulations. If you made it through this past year, especially if you’re a musician, you are totally allowed to feel like Katniss at the end of “The Hunger Games.” 2016 was the year that went on forever and took nearly everyone along with it. Even Tolstoy called and said, “Damn, this year went on forever and was depressing as heck.” Unfortunately for those of us left

Tangents Dictionary: Skipulation

Skipulation: Skipping over what you had previously promised to do. “I promised Steve that I would take him to the Braves game, but instead just got drunk at a bar. It turned out to be an interesting skipulation.” READ MORE BY J.F KEATON J.F. Keaton feed READ MORE TANGENTS HUMOR Tangents humor feed STAY UP-TO-DATE WITH TANGENTS STORIES Tangents on Facebook Tangents on Twitter Tangents on Instagram SUBMIT YOUR OWN HUMOR Email your submission