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Football fans prepare for most depressing Super Bowl ever

All across America, millions of football fans are preparing for what many are saying is the most depressing, and possibly the most boring Super Bowl ever. The New Engald Patriots, the team that no one likes, not even the NFL despite having their referees always helping them win, will play against the Philadelphia Eagles, who recently frogstomped the Minnesota Vikings, which was the only feel-good story that the sport has had this year. Eagles fans are also known as being the ugliest, most

The Last Flowers

I don’t know which were the last flowers I gave. It’s the kind of thing I never thought I could forget and yet I don’t remember except I know they weren’t roses or daisies or sunflowers or you get the idea I know what flowers they weren’t and I know what kind of daughter I wasn’t: a good one READ MORE BY CINDY SITES-WOOLEY Cindy Sites-Wooley feed READ MORE TANGENTS POETRY Tangents poetry feed STAY UP-TO-DATE WITH TANGENTS STORIES Tangents on Facebook Tangents on Twitter Tangents on Instagram

Ikea founder dies, funeral plans are announced

Ingvar Kamprad, founder of Ikea, passed away at the age of 91 on January 27. In accordance to his wishes, visitors to Kamprad’s memorial will spend over two hours wandering through a giant building looking at objects from his life. Pallbearers will then be given the pieces of a reasonably-priced coffin, which they will have to assemble. The pallbearers will then have to choose between the 240-square foot mausoleum, 360-square foot mausoleum, or the 480-square foot final resting place for Mr.