21 Jan Conspiracy theorists demand to see Trump’s girth certificate Conspiracy theorists around fhe country flooded news media with requests to see President Donald Trump’s girth certifigate. “The public has a right to know,” said Gerald McRainey of Deerborn, Michigan. “The White House’s doctor says that he’s 6’3” and 239 pounds? Only in a funhouse mirror. Look at the gut on that guy. Every time he swings a golf club, it causes a flablanche. No wonder the secret service has to keep people away. They might get hurt! We need a doctor in Kenya to tell us the truth
Conspiracy theorists around fhe country flooded news media with requests to see President Donald Trump’s girth certifigate. “The public has a right to know,” said Gerald McRainey of Deerborn, Michigan. “The White House’s doctor says that he’s 6’3” and 239 pounds? Only in a funhouse mirror. Look at the gut on that guy. Every time he swings a golf club, it causes a flablanche. No wonder the secret service has to keep people away. They might get hurt! We need a doctor in Kenya to tell us the truth
18 Jan Trump eagerly asks, 'Can I start using the n-word now?' Fresh from the fallout from referring to African countries and Haiti as sh-tholes, Trump is eagerly asking aides and colleagues when he can start using the n-word. “I’ve said everything but that word,” Trump has reportedly said. “I wanna be bold. I wanna be the first sitting president since Andrew Jackson to use that word … and use it a lot!” In what has been described as a victory lap of testing-out scenarios, Trump has been practicing the worst possible places to use the word and how to use
Fresh from the fallout from referring to African countries and Haiti as sh-tholes, Trump is eagerly asking aides and colleagues when he can start using the n-word. “I’ve said everything but that word,” Trump has reportedly said. “I wanna be bold. I wanna be the first sitting president since Andrew Jackson to use that word … and use it a lot!” In what has been described as a victory lap of testing-out scenarios, Trump has been practicing the worst possible places to use the word and how to use
10 Jan Another Sort of Lonesome A bird sings. I don’t know which one. Didn’t listen to the older women, the ones who knew. A sofabed. Almost dawn. The dark shedding itself in stages, the lush shadows of trees against a blue without sun. A boy’s breath beside me, in sleep. My perpetual reign of insomnia. Belly grumbling, hungry for something other than beers, boys and cigarettes. Soon, I will escape this sleepless place driving someone else’s car through Virginia’s morning curves returning to another sort of lonesome. Until
A bird sings. I don’t know which one. Didn’t listen to the older women, the ones who knew. A sofabed. Almost dawn. The dark shedding itself in stages, the lush shadows of trees against a blue without sun. A boy’s breath beside me, in sleep. My perpetual reign of insomnia. Belly grumbling, hungry for something other than beers, boys and cigarettes. Soon, I will escape this sleepless place driving someone else’s car through Virginia’s morning curves returning to another sort of lonesome. Until