Tangents Stories

Letter to myself

As of late, things that didn't make sense before currently are becoming clearer. I'm excited. The steadiness that it took to be here was something I had to grow into. Something that I am continually growing into. You can't miss time. You can only waste it.  There is an exercise I do every so often to remind myself why I started, and where I come from ... and that I should keep going. I write a letter to myself. I want to share with you the most recent one I wrote before I moved back to North

Scientist suggests man descended from Troglodytes, Bertha Butt

An American researcher shocked the scientific world today by suggesting that modern man is not descended from Adam and Eve, but instead can be traced back to one Troglodyte and a woman named Bertha Butt. "What we're gonna do right here is go back ... way back, back into time,” said researcher Jimmy Castor, lead anthropologist at Johns Hopkins University, in a speech at a conference of leading scientists. "... when the only people that existed were Troglodytes. My bunch of researchers have

Tangents Dictionary: Crapletics

Crapletics: Any sport that, either to play or watch, is as is boring as crap. As in “Oh my God, that game was so boring, it should’ve won a gold in crapletics."